So Ravens kicker Justin Tucker has a new Royal Farms chicken commercial the internet ... hasn't received so well. But it's definitely not so corny I would have spent an hour learning how to combine it with videos of Hillary Clinton doing the "nae nae" and the "dab." There's no chance that happened.
By my count, there have been 26 commercials made by Royal Farms that have starred Baltimore athletes. In fairness, former Ravens defensive tackle Haloti Ngata has 21 of them, while Tucker has three and Orioles outfielder Joey Rickard has two. So, yes, today on the internet I am going to power rank the 26 Baltimore athlete Royal Farms commercials in order of their greatness. Mama, I made it.
(Quick note: I'm not an impartial arbiter. I actually genuinely love Royal Farms chicken and support every one of these ads. It's why I feel like I'm qualified to break them down.)
