
Here are my Week 5 NFL Power Rankings:
1. Kansas City Chiefs (4-0 record, No. 1 ranking last week)
Yeah, sex is great and all, but have you watched this video of quarterback Pat Mahomes converting a third down WITH HIS LEFT HAND 50 consecutive times?
2. Los Angeles Rams (4-0, No. 2)
Saying the Rams are an unstoppable juggernaut that seems unbeatable as long as they keep quarterback Jared Goff healthy feels about as obvious as saying, "The Orioles would be better off giving the rest of Chris Davis' contract to this little girl," yet we still feel like we have the responsibility to say it.

